It was difficult to leave the bliss of Palolem beach behind,
but it was time to continue our journey southwards. With a flight booked from
the southern city of Trivandrum on 29th back up to Delhi, there was
still a depressing amount of mileage to cover if we are to get there and see
all the things we want to see en route. Buses are never at convenient times and
the bus from Palolem to Mangalore was no exception. As it didn’t leave until
3.30pm, we had to check out of our beach hut at 11am and then loiter around
town trying to stay cool in the blazing heat. Typically, the bus did not turn
up until after 4pm. No sleeper beds this time, just regular reclining seats
which it turns out are preferable to being thrown about on the bunks, albeit
only just. The pot holes and winding coastal road did not make for a
comfortable journey, particularly as our driver seemed to have a death wish and
kept hitting the potholes at high speed. Arriving in Mangalore at 1am is also
not ideal, but luckily we managed to find a tolerable hotel for the night and
better still, the price you paid was for 24 hours so no having to get up early
for check out. Seemingly, most hotels in southern India operate on a 24 hour
room rate basis and we hadn’t booked into a dodgy hotel where you can get rooms
by the hour!
Mangalore is not known for its tourist attractions and we
only stopped there in order to break up our journey. It was in fact quite an
odd place and finding somewhere that served breakfast turned out to be quite a
challenge. Having not eaten dinner the night before (food other than bananas, crisps
and biscuits is best avoided at venues where the bus stops – buses don’t have
toilets so getting food poisoning on a long journey is not an appealing
option), we were both starving. We failed miserably in our quest to find a
restaurant that served breakfast, or indeed opened before 11am. After an hour
of searching, we eventually found a café that served a mighty fine grilled
cheese sandwich, although at that point, I probably could have eaten anything.
The food in Southern India is completely different from that in the north so it
is taking us a while to figure out what to order. Frankly most of the menu may
as well have been in a different language so we opted for the cheese sandwich
as a safe bet!
The most exciting thing that Mangalore had to offer was a
large supermarket – the first proper supermarket we have come across in India.
After stocking up on snacks and drinks, we literally spent the rest of the day
relaxing in our hotel preparing ourselves for the train journey that night. It
has been a while since we’ve been on a train (unfortunately they tend to get
booked up far in advance) and it felt like complete luxury after all the
horrible bus journeys. Even more so because the train was quiet and we had a 4
sleeping berth section to ourselves. Unfortunately, our stop was scheduled for
3.35am and as it wasn’t the last stop, this meant having to be awake so that we
didn’t miss it. Stations are never announced on Indian trains – apparently you
should just know (tricky if you’ve never been there before) or you can try
asking people who will normally provide you with an unhelpful array of
differing information.
Next challenge, finding a hotel that wasn’t full. For some
reason, ever since we have left northern India, finding places to stay has
become more difficult. Nowhere was ever full, now everywhere is full and / or
expensive. Let’s be honest, the last thing you want to do at 4am is have to
trail around looking for somewhere although thankfully we did at least have a
helpful rickshaw driver (helpful people in India are not commonplace). Also at
that time of the night, you have to wake up the guy sleeping in reception which
isn’t always easy. Eventually we found somewhere which interestingly had no
shower, just a tap and a bucket in the bathroom…
By the way, we are now officially in the state of Kerala and
staying in the town of Ernakulam (better known as Kochin, but actually Kochin
is an island off the mainland). Kochin is an interesting mix of Portuguese,
Dutch and British influences as all these countries have at some time
controlled this island. On our first day in Ernakulam, we took the ferry across
and spent the day sightseeing. It is a lot more peaceful there, if you can
ignore the irritating the rickshaw drivers driving along beside you who
seemingly can’t understand that you are happy walking and don’t require their
services. Sometimes these things come back to bite you though and having been
quite rude to many rickshaw drivers that day on Kochin, when we got back to
Ernakulam, we couldn’t get a rickshaw driver to take us anywhere! It would
appear that most Ernakulam drivers speak zero English, don’t know where
anything is and can’t read maps – stupid people!! Interestingly though, Keralan
people are on the whole better educated with an expanding middle class and this
was evident from the modern shopping and food malls that could be found in the
town. We were quite excited to discover fast food chains such as KFC in the mall!
Frankly a little tired of organising everything ourselves,
we decided to book a couple of tours. The first a day cruise around the
backwaters of Kerala for which it is famed. The second a two day trip up to the
hill station and tree plantations of Munnar. As we would be basing ourselves in
Ernakulam for a couple more nights at least, the lack of shower in the hotel
was an issue, not to mention the intermittent electricity, and thus we embarked
upon the mission of finding a new hotel. Ironically, we ended up going back to
the guest house that we had originally intended to stay at but had been unable
to get to in the early hours of the morning. The reason we couldn’t get to it
was because the dog outside the front door was growling and snarling at us and
we figured that a dog bite at 4am was really the last thing we needed. As it
turned out, the dog was completely placid whenever we saw it during the day but
Indian dogs do seem to go rather feral at night. Frankly the reason that they
are placid in the day is probably due to the intense heat and their inability
to move. Ernakulam is SO hot and humid. You sweat constantly and even at night
the temperature does not get any cooler so sleeping is difficult. The only
option is to have the ceiling fan on full which only serves to move hot air
around and make a noise which keeps you awake anyway. The heat may also account
for why so many men wear lungis here. I can best describe a lungi as a sarong
worn as a giant nappy.
The backwaters of Kerala are essentially a myriad of
channels and canals lined with palm trees and tropical rainforests. The popular
way to explore these is via houseboat or canoe, both of which we did on our day
long excursion. Unfortunately, our trip out to Munnar was cancelled due to
strikes in that area, so we decided to escape the heat and humidity of
Ernakulam and get to the beach. A 10 minute rickshaw ride, a 2 hour bus ride, a
3 hour wait, a 2 hour train journey, a 10 minute taxi ride and we are finally
in Varkala right towards the very southwest tip of India. And here we shall
remain for the next six days until it is time to make the final hop to
Trivandrum and finish our journey. Time to relax……..
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Our houseboat cruise |
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Canoeing along the backwaters of Kerala |
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Harvesting coconuts - how to climb a tree! |